C a R r I e ' S (carriegurl) wrote,
C a R r I e ' S
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From an email I got..Canadian politics!

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long,
building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays
the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no
food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

MODERN VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long,building
his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays
the summer away. Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and
demands to know why the ant should be
allowed to be warm and well fed while others less fortunate are
cold and starving. CBC shows up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next
to a video of the ant
in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.
Canadians are stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that
in a country of such wealth,
this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
The NDP and the CAW stage a demonstration in front of the ant's
house, where the news stations film the group singing "We Shall Overcome."
Svend Robinson rants in an interview with Pamela Wallin that the
ant has gotten rich off the backs of grasshoppers, and calls for an immediate tax hike on the ant to
make him pay his "fair share".
Finally, the Liberal Government drafts the Economic Equity and Anti
Ant Act, retroactive to the beginning of the summer.
The ant is fined for failing to hire green bugs for help and,
having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes,
his home is confiscated by the government.
The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits
of the ant's food while the government
house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house,
crumbles around him because he doesn't maintain it.
The ant has disappeared in the snow.
The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the
house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorise the once peaceful
neighbourhood.
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